Sport: Football riot at Liberty
The fans go wild as an as-yet unidentified fat man drops a log on the Liberty pitch. It is reported to be roughly seven inches in length with the diameter of a cat's neck, and is a healthy shade of clay brown. The poilce are working with forensics to find out what the man had for lunch, with so far a £5 bet placed on chicken and lettuce.
5th June
Final result:
Swansea City 4 - 0 Brazil
A football crowd exploded into mass rioting when an intoxicated fan leapt over the barrier, announced he was taking advantage of liberty (to wit), and made his mark on the recently re-laid pitch.
Swansea City were miraculously winning against Brazil 2-0 when the half-time whistle went - in the next five minutes, a thousand hotdogs were squished into the grass as fans decided to join in with the mayhem. Fourteen people were injured - most were impaled by broken beer glasses - but one unlucky Brazilian fan had his head kicked off by an overzealous brawler. He is "lucky to be alive", in his own words, though he now has a bit of a twitch in his right eye. "Nothing life-threatening, lol."
Upon returning to the pitch, the Brazilian players couldn't believe their eyes. However Swansea City were of course unsurprised - this is a regular occurence at the Liberty Stadium. Brazil, not prepared to forfeit, put up with the mess.
They still lost.
Swansea City 4 - 0 Brazil
A football crowd exploded into mass rioting when an intoxicated fan leapt over the barrier, announced he was taking advantage of liberty (to wit), and made his mark on the recently re-laid pitch.
Swansea City were miraculously winning against Brazil 2-0 when the half-time whistle went - in the next five minutes, a thousand hotdogs were squished into the grass as fans decided to join in with the mayhem. Fourteen people were injured - most were impaled by broken beer glasses - but one unlucky Brazilian fan had his head kicked off by an overzealous brawler. He is "lucky to be alive", in his own words, though he now has a bit of a twitch in his right eye. "Nothing life-threatening, lol."
Upon returning to the pitch, the Brazilian players couldn't believe their eyes. However Swansea City were of course unsurprised - this is a regular occurence at the Liberty Stadium. Brazil, not prepared to forfeit, put up with the mess.
They still lost.